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This story begins in Hawthorne Florida. A fifty year old North Carolina women, Dawn, feeling that she had just got ripped off when she copped a rock of crack cocaine from a street dealer spotted a Putnam county Sheriff deputy parked at a convenience store.

She approaches the Sheriff’s vehicle with the intentions in mind to drop a dime on the person who sold her the bad crack. Dawn had decided the bad crack was nothing more than wax, mixed with cocaine. 
She expressed her concerns to the deputy about being sold bad crack. Realizing that there was an idiot standing before him, the Deputy asked Dawn several questions that if answered would be incriminating. Still not believing that this woman was serious, the deputy asked Dawn for the dope. She removes the alleged crack rock from her mouth and places it on the deputy’s car for inspection.
The deputy bewildered, looks at the rock, then looks at Dawn and finally says, Ma’am, we’ll have to run test on this rock and if it tests positive for cocaine, you’ll be arrested. 

The crack rock was found to be positive and Dawn was arrested and charged with possession of cocaine with her bond set for $1,504.

A THOUGHT: Only Kanye West come to mind.. LOL

Artist: Kanye West (feat. The Game)
Album: Late Registration (2005)
Song: Crack Music
Lyrics:
[Hook]
[Kanye]
That’s that crack music nigga
That real black music nigga
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
[The Game]
That’s that crack music nigga
That real black music nigga
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
[Verse 1]
[Kanye]
How we stop the black panthers?
Ronald Reagan cooked up an answer
You hear that?
What Gil Scott was hearin
When our heroes and heroines got hooked on heroin.
Crack raised the murder rate in DC and Maryland
We invested in that it’s like we got Merril-Lynch
And we been hangin from the same tree ever since
Sometimes I feel the music is the only medicine
So we cook it, cut it, measure it, bag it,sell it
The fiends cop it
Nowadays they can’t tell if that’s that good shit
We ain’t sure man
Put the CD on your toungue yeah, thats pure man.
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
From the place where the fathers gone,
The mothers is hardly home
And the…
Gonna lock us up in a…home
How the Mexicans say we just tryin to party homes
They wanna pack us all in a box like styrofoam
Who gave Saddam anthrax?
George Bush got the answers
Back in the hood it’s a different type of chemical,
Am and Hammer baking soda
Raised they own quota
Writin when our soldiers ran for the stove cuz–
Cuz dreams of being ‘Hova went from bein a brokeman ta bein a dopeman
Ta bein a president look theres hope man
This that inspiration for tha mos and tha folks man,
Shorty come and see if mama straight overdosin.
And this is the soundtrack,
This tha type of music you make when you round that–
Crack music nigga,
That real black music nigga.
[The Game]
That’s that crack music nigga
That real black music nigga
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
[Kanye]
God-how could you let this happen, happen, happen, happen, happen, happen?
La-la-la [etc.]
[Kanye]
That’s that crack music, crack music
That real black music, black music
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
[The Game]
That’s that crack music nigga
That real black music nigga
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
[Kanye]
That’s that crack music, crack music,that real black music, black music
Our father, give us this day our daily bread …give us these days and take our daily bread,
See I done did all this ole bullshit
And to attone I throw a little somethin, somethin on the pulpit.
We took that shit, measured it and then cooked that shit
And what we gave back was crack music
And now we ooze it through they nooks and crannies
So our mammas aint got to be they cooks and nannies
And we gonna repo everything they ever took from grammy
Now the former slaves trade hooks for grammies
This dark dixon has become America’s addiction those who ain’t even black use it.

“I don’t know which was worse… The Story or Kanye’s Stupid Ass Song… LMAO!

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6-year-old charged with sexual assault for consensual doctor play

Grant County authorities have accused a 6-year-old boy of first-degree sexual assault of a child for allegedly playing “doctor” with a 5-year-old girl in September.

The case, which is plowing new legal ground in Wisconsin, calls into question when a child’s act can be considered criminal — particularly when it involves behavior some experts say is normal for children that age —

Normal behavior is criminalized (Overcriminalization)

Of course, normal behavior is criminalized at all ages. Playing doctor for kids, adolescent sexuality later, sexting and photographing legal sex acts (child pornography). Or attraction of grown men to adolescent women. All of it is illegal.

According to the petition for protection or services filed Nov. 12, the girl’s mother found her daughter in the boy’s yard “with her skirt and underpants around her ankles” and the boy sitting underneath her, penetrating her with his finger. The petition alleges the boy “did have sexual intercourse with a child under the age of 12.”
State law defines sexual intercourse, in part, as “intrusion, however slight, of any part of a person’s body.”

Toddlers need legal counsel and classes in stupid adult sex laws

The boy failed to read the Pre-School handbook about playing doctor.

  • Consult a lawyer before playing doctor. Perverse sex laws traumatize children. This boy certainly will be traumatized for life. The girl to a lesser extent, too.

Typical problems:

  • Only one witness, the mother. If she has a grudge with the boy, his family, or if she is mentally instable suffering from phantasies, her accusation is accepted.
    • The daughter, after being exposed to mother’s hysteria, is not a reliable witness.
    • The boy’s confession to the mother is hearsay. He needs to be read his Miranda rights and be advised to plead the 5th (not to say anything because he could incriminate himself).
    • Furthermore the boy is not fit to stand trial
    • I know, this is ridiculous.
  • Language abuse: Slightest penetration with the finger is called “sexual intercourse”. Why does modern feminist inspired law have to pervert our language? We called it “fingering” in my day and surely didn’t classify it as the same thing as “Sexual Intercourse” or “Scoring” as we called it back in school.
  • Discrimination against males: why can’t the girl be guilty for statutory rape?
  • No Romeo and Juliet clause for being of similar age

The girl told her mother they were playing “butt doctor” and told authorities the boy only touched her on the outside of her body, court documents state. A third child, a 5-year-old boy, also was with them, but he did not touch her inappropriately, the girl said.

All hinges on mother’s statement. Maybe she is hysterical?

Judge Leineweber refused to dismiss the petitions, saying the relevant part of the sexual assault allegation is the mother’s observations. Case asks: Can a 6-year-old commit sexual assault?

Next problem:

  • Confounding consensual acts with sexual assault. Did he hold down the girl against her will? Yes, I know, the girl is unable to consent. So is the boy.

The boy needed only to have penetrated the girl and known she was under a certain age, he wrote, adding, “Even the most immature 6-year-old could appreciate these two concepts.”

Why should a 6-year-old know that playing doctor is a felony? Did we teach him?

Why should a boy understand that playing doctor is a heinous crime? That is about as asinine as criminalizing taking one’s own photos.

Has he been taught that in school? Is teaching stupid adult laws a mandatory kindergarten subject? If so, then our blog (AYFKM?) must be made mandatory reading in kindergarten!

Why should 6-year-old boys know that consensual doctor play constitutes sexual assault?

He probably does not know what sex is. But he knows what consent is and the girl certainly consented.

The most immature 6-year-old understands the concept of consent. Prosecutors and Judges don’t understand the difference between consensual activities and sexual assault/rape.

Playing doctor is normal for 6-year-olds

The boy’s lawyer, Stephen Eisenberg of Madison, called the allegations “crazy” and said he has never heard of a 6-year-old being accused of first-degree sexual assault. The boy is now 7.

Right. A sensible comment.

Sexual exploration normal in young
Dr. Lucy Berliner, director of Harborview Center for Sexual Assault and Traumatic Stress in Seattle, Wash., said it is “completely outside” accepted medical practice to characterize a 6-year-old’s actions as sexual assault.

Plus, state law makes it clear the boy is too young to be prosecuted with a crime. But prosecutors are pushing the case forward anyway, and have told the family they are looking into labeling the boy a “sexual predator.” District Attorney Lisa Riniker says she doesn’t want to jail the boy, but rather get a judge to force the boy’s family to submit him to treatment. The family says he is already under treatment. “You’re going to have to prove a criminal act,” Circuit Court Judge Edward Leineweber warned. “If he was 2, would we be here?” But the judge refused to dismiss the case, noting that “Even the most immature 6-year-old could appreciate” the “concepts” involved in the case.

A THOUGHT: I guess Ms. Riniker has had a bit too much Limburger Cheese – Cuz this whole case stinks worse than the Casey Anthony one!

I suggest we create new laws in this Country that allow us to shoot prosecutors who blatently disregard humanity by filing bogus charges on our citizens. How about that? The legal system would run a lot smoother and cost the taxpayers millions of dollars less if prosecutors had to actually think about the fact there would be severe consequences to their bullying tactics and absurd actions.

Read the whole case HERE
A BONUS: Addresses, Phone #’s and Email:

“Dishonorable” District Attorney Lisa Riniker 
130 W. Maple Street
Lancaster, Wisconsin 53813 
Phone Numbers  608-723-4237, 608-224-2800
Fax Number  608-723-4382 
Email: lisa.riniker@da.wi.gov


        Lisa Riniker’s Cheese Brain

Other Addresses:
Lisa Riniker
201 E Washington Ave
Madison, WI53703-2866

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Laura Campanello, 42, was in the office at Bayshore High School in Bradenton, Fla., and was incensed by what another adult woman there was wearing: the woman was showing too much cleavage, Campanello charged.
A sheriff’s deputy in the office told her that adults can wear what they want, and what the woman is wearing is fine “as long as she is not exposing herself.”

The Deputy then said Campanello replied “Oh, then I can,” then pulled up her blouse to expose her breasts. “And then I can just do this,” Campanello said, squeezing them together.

The deputy arrested her on a charge of disorderly conduct.

A THOUGHT: Thus she can claim she was right – there was “indecency” in the office that day!

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You’d think having a sister on the police force would help keep you OUT of trouble, not get you into trouble, but that was not the case this past weekend for the Fanning sisters (Lauren and Kathryn) of Louisville, Kentucky. Both were at a local bar called Molly Malone’s Irish Pub (probably no other drunks there) and were getting a little wasted when the staff asked them to leave numerous times. Their arrest finally came when Kathryn grabbed a drink from a male patron and poured it on him.

At right, a great contrast in mug shots, don’t you think? The lady cop is on the right.

A disturbance at a St. Matthews restaurant and bar ended in the arrest of two sisters, one of whom is a probationary Metro police officer.  According to court records, 24-year-old Lauren Fanning — the rookie officer — was jailed on charges of public intoxication, disorderly conduct, third-degree assault involving either a police officer or probation officer, resisting arrest and fourth-degree assault.

Police said the fight took place at Molly Malone’s Irish Pub and Restaurant.  Fanning’s sister, 23-year-old Kathryn Fanning, faces similar charges.  Arrest citations state Lauren had a half bottle of bourbon in her purse and Kathryn was carrying a half bottle of vodka in her purse.

According to the arrest citation, the sisters were thrown out of the bar after Kathryn Fanning poured a drink on a patron.  The records state that a Metro detective told the women numerous times to leave in a cab or get a ride home, but both refused.

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A woman went to a grocery store in Grand Rapids, Mich., and purchased 42 bottles and cans of soda. She charged them to her Bridge Card, a federally funded debit card that’s managed by the state for use by public assistance recipients. She then took her purchase directly to the store’s automated redemption machine, and fed all 42 containers, unopened, into the machine. Inside, they all exploded as they were crushed, spreading soda and debris inside the machine and all over the surrounding floor. She then pocketed $4.20 for the returns, and left. Store manager Steve Holland said he called the state, and was told the customer did not violate Bridge Card rules.  (JW/WOOD-TV)

A THOUGHT: Next she’ll be back for a cash refund on already-chewed gum.

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Call it a Faustian Furor.

Norwegian-Danish artist Nina Maria Kleivan ditched the baby bonnet and rattle and opted for a mustache and swastika for a photograph of her infant daughter. She depicted the baby as Adolf Hitler as part of a photo exhibit on the nature of evil.

“We all have evil within us. Even small children are evil towards each other,” Kleivan tells Israel’s Haaretz newspaper. “Even my daughter could end up ruling Denmark with an iron fist. The possibility is still there.”

Kleivan said she was inspired to begin sewing infant-sized costumes soon after the birth of her daughter, who is now 11 years old. She said complications from her pregnancy had left her and the baby sitting at home. Looking at her daughter, she recalled, she considered that each human life begins as a blank slate, with opportunity to do good or evil. 

 When Nina Maria Kleivan’s daughter was an infant, she dressed her as Adolf Hitler, left, and former Ugandan dictator Idi Amin for a work on the nature of evil. Her point? “We all have evil within us,” Kleivan told Haaretz, an Israeli newspaper.
Other depictions of the girl include Josef Stalin, Benito Mussolini, Saddam Hussein and Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini. (You can see more of Kleivan’s work at her Web site.)

“Nobody reacts to any picture other than the one of ‘mini-Hitler,'” Kleivan told Haaretz. “Even though my generation doesn’t speak out about the war, silently our cultural circle sees Hitler as evil incarnate. …

“You need to be conscious that your actions have consequences that impact on your fellow human beings,” Kleivan said. “You can’t throw it away — as a parent, as human beings — and say that you just followed orders.”

And so Kleivan toiled on what would become an exhibit called “Potency,” stitching mini military fatigues and even affixing mock mustaches to her daughter’s face for Hitler, Saddam and Stalin.  

 Here, Kleivan’s daughter is dressed as Italian dictator Benito Mussolini, left, and Chinese leader Mao Zedong. The photos are part of an exhibit called “Potency.”
Her husband was supportive — until he spotted a tiny swastika armband.

“‘I’m aware that you’re an artist, but this is wrong,’ he told me,” Kleivan recalled him saying. “I’ve pondered that a lot myself: Could I really do this? I agree it’s on the verge, especially Hitler, whom I and most others view as the incarnation of evil. He and Stalin were the hardest to do. It hurt.”

She admitted that it was difficult explaining the work to her Jewish aunt, who lost much of her family in World War II concentration camps and saw the photos at an exhibition in Sweden.

“I felt so bad telling her it was my work, because she didn’t know, and was sickened by it,” Kleivan told Haaretz. “But this is not a deliberate provocation. It calls for reflection. Even though comical, you’re not supposed to only laugh at these pictures. You need to contemplate them, ponder where this evil comes from.”   

And here, Kleivan’s daughter appears as Russian leader Josef Stalin, left, and Chile’s Augusto Pinochet. The artist said her husband supported the project until he saw the swastika armband in their baby’s Hitler costume. “I agree it’s on the verge, especially Hitler… He and Stalin were the hardest to do. It hurt,” Kleivan said.
Though many observers will not be laughing, they may take comfort in knowing that Kleivan’s daughter is no longer dressing in dictator’s clothing. Her mother reports she shows “remarkable talent” for the violin.

Her name?

Faustina, the feminine version of the doctor who made a deal with the devil to sell his soul for knowledge in the German legend.




SAN ANTONIO  — A woman accused of beheading her 3-week-old infant son used a knife and two swords in the attack and ate some of the child’s body parts.
San Antonio Police Chief William McManus told reporters Monday that Otty Sanchez’s attack on her son, Scott Wesley Buchholtz-Sanchez, was “too heinous” to fully discuss.
But he says Sanchez ate part of the newborn’s brain and bit off three of his toes before stabbing herself twice.
Police say the 33-year-old Sanchez told officers who were called to her house early Sunday that she killed her son at the devil’s request.
Sanchez is charged with capital murder and is being held on $1 million bail. She is recovering from her wounds at a hospital.

Taking revenge out on an online partner – whether it’s a teammate or a virtual spouse – could mean trouble in the real world.

Maple StoryMaple StoryFriday the Associated Press reported that a Japanese woman hacked into her online “husband’s” Maple Story account and killed the avatar. While the report said that she had no intent to cause the other player physical harm in the real world, she now faces a prison term up to 5 years or a fine up to $5,000 for “illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data,” or in other words, hacking.

Apparently, her reasoning for killing off the virtual husband was because she suddenly found herself divorced without any reasons given, without any prior warning. The woman originally obtained the 33-year-old office worker’s login information while the virtual couple was still happily married. Thus, out of anger, she took her revenge. The man called the police once he logged in and discovered that his Maple Story alter ego was murdered. Although the woman has not been formally charged, she was arrested at her home in southern Miyazaki and taken 620 miles across Japan to Sapporo, the city where the male player resides.

Physical crimes based on online gaming are nothing new. Back in August, USA Today reported that a North Carolina woman was charged with plotting an actual, physical abduction of a “boyfriend” she met through Second Life. Although the man broke off the virtual relationship after meeting her in person, the 33-year-old woman drove to his apartment in Delaware armed with a stun gun, duct tape, handcuffs, and waited. She chickened out and ran off when he came home, however he called 911 and had her arrested.

In January, Pink Tentacle reported that a 16-year-old boy playing the MMORPG Mabinogi hacked into the game’s host (NEXON) and stole $325,000 (USD) worth of virtual money. The hacker used illegal software to obtain the ID and password of a former NEXON employee. Once he gained access to the game’s backend, he thus registered a new ID and password and began stealing the virtual money. His original intent was to acquire a rare dress worn by the game’s princess. The Tokyo Metropolitan Police arrested the high school student with basically the same charge as the Maple Story hacker.

It’s really no surprise that incidents such as the ones listed above occur. MMORPG’s are especially engaging because players create their characters from scratch and – through their actions – watch them develop and grow. These games are so emotionally engrossing that either children die from neglect, the players themselves take their emotions out of other human players, or don’t even bother to take care of themselves at all.

To make things worse, now many MMORPGs offer virtual marriages; obviously, there are repercussions from such a feature. Marriage seems to be the commonplace in most MMORPGS such as Lineage 2, Ragnarok Online, Maple Story, and many others. Divorce systems are even in place to dissolve those in-game relationships. However, gamers need to keep in mind of who’s on the other end of that avatar before making those virtual “I Do’s.”

Developed by South Korean company Wizet, Maple Story is a free-to-play MMORPG featuring 2D avatars and a “Cash Shop” system where players buy items using real currency. Although the game reaches multiple countries including Korea, China, Brazil and even Thailand, over three million fan currently play in the North American / Asian / European area alone; the game currently has fifty million players worldwide.

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